For those who don't know, I keep ducks! Just the one breed.
These are "Magpie Ducks". They are quite rare, and were developed in Wales by a man called Mr Drake. (I'm not kidding).
Each duck lays about 200 eggs a year. (I sell the eggs to the fancy-fashionable restaurants in town).
I love watching them waddle all over the place; always interested in everything; forever talking, talking, talking!