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Turnip: That's the Princess Rapunzel. One of you can marry her if you do the following thing:

Piles: What?

Biles: What?

Rhubarb: You must find Rumpelstiltskin.

Pile: Rumpelstiltskin?

Biles: Who's Rumpelstiltskin?

Turnip: He's a nasty little man. You'll know him when you see him.

Rhubarb: Just find him. The first one to find him and bring him to me can marry Rapunzel. (Looking up to the Tower) Well don't just stand there. Pull your head in.

Rapunzel's head goes in and the hair goes up

Rhubarb: Remember...

Turnip: The first to find Rumpelstiltskin marries Rapunzel.

Rhubarb: (to audience) This might seem fairly sexist to you, but remember that we're bad.

Turnip: We're bad.

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