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Player 1: |
(clapping bossily) Right! |
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The Players enters.
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Player 1: |
That wasn't bad. |
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Matilda, Hunter and Rosebud enter.
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Player 1: |
(going berserk at them) What're you doing on? We're still on this bit. You're next! Not yet! BE PATIENT! |
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Matilda, Hunter and Rosebud exit.
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Player 1: |
(still berserk, calling after them) Patience is a virtue everyone in theatre should learn. There's far too much ranting and raving going on in rehearsals. Things would be a lot better if certain prima donnas practised a bit of patience.(Recovering) Now - where were we? |
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Jack: |
We're in the Land of the Giants. |
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Player 1: |
Who pressed your button? |
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Player 2: |
(aside) You did ask. |
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Player 1: |
(looking at script) It's the clowns! Clowns! Clowns! Where are you? The rest of you get off. |
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The Players exit.
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Player 1: |
Clowns! CLOWNS! Send in the clowns! |
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